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um. why does this have so many notes?

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• Boy:Did it hurt
• Girl:(sigh) did what hurt
• Boy:Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

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thefoxxandthewolf:

yeah my name and number are pretty sweet

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