When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..
OH MY GOD
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
Oh my god. How do you even fix that
did he live?
This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%
26+26+26+26 = 104%
I think we know what wins in this situation…
Great Danes are gentle giants.
Awwe look at the little kitty in the pile of pups
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
A brilliant metaphor
how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt
where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
Strippers are physical badasses and I respect them. If I said anything shameful about strippers up to now, which I may have done because I never gave it much thought, I’d like to take it back.